Boardseeker Babe - Oh Marisa!

What are your best features?

Really don’t have a clue. I’m intrigued to know though!

3/5 Answers on a postcard

Where are you from?

Falmouth in Cornwall, the land of pasties and waves.

5/5 Good spot

What is work?

I do loads of odd jobs. Sometimes I get called away to crew on a boat to race. I also do some PA work for a businessman; this normally involves cooking, driving him to work and feeding him grapes! (Joke) This has recently just paid for a windsurfing holiday in Dahab.

3/5 He’s a lucky man!

What do you do in your spare time?

Normally I’m in the Cornish waters wakeboarding or windsurfing, I’ve been getting pretty hooked on windsurfing recently so I need to devote some more time to wakeboarding. When I see some talent in the water I love to take photos too.

4/5 There’s plenty of talent in Cornwall.

What could a guy do to impress you?

Guys that aren’t afraid to get nailed always impress me.

3/5 Is that in the bar or on the water?

What do you like about being in a male dominated sport?

In a male dominated sport you’re always pushed to go big! 

3/5 Is that what they call it these days?

Does a windsurfer make a good boyfriend?

I think it depends if you both windsurf. I guess if your girlfriend rigs her own kit and carries her kit and doesn’t wreck his kit than that equals a good “windsurfing relationship” to him. I’d say the best way to judge this is if he uses his initiative to do something exciting when there’s no wind.

4/5 We can think of something exciting to do if there’s no wind.

What is your most memorable achievement to date?

I’ve stopped swearing when I have a bad day windsurfing and understanding a bad day windsurfing is better than being in the UK. Not giving up and staying Tran quilo when windsurfing is a big achievement for me!

2/5 We would love to see you in a ‘tranquilo’ state.

What’s the wildest thing you have ever done?

Attempting a trick in wakeboarding when I knew what the consequences would be. I saw stars for at least a day but rum numbed the pain.

4/5 But have you ever tried it again?

Are wetsuits sexy?

Depends on how well you mould the wetsuit. I’ve got to go and put on a wet wetsuit in a minute and that’s not sexy.

5/5 Can we watch?

What is more important: a solid bank account or a solid six pack?

Neither. Just as long as I have enough money to live somewhere exotic on the beach, with a cold six pack in the fridge and a hottie to share the view with.

3/5 Now you see that may take quite a lot of cash.

Finally, you tell your boyfriend you are going sailing for a quick hour. You come back 4 hours later. What do you say to him?

You should know buy now a quickie will always turn into a longer session.

5/5 One of our best answers yet.

PHOTO SCORE: 3/5

TOTAL BSB SCORE: 72%