How cool are you?

Are you a cool dude or are you more Captain Sensible when it comes to your beloved sport of windsurfing? Read the questions, click your most honest response and see how many cool points you get.

1. Do you wear shorts over your wetsuit?

(a) No Never!  
(b) Always, they look much cooler than a wetsuit  
(c) Only when I am kiting  
   

2. Do you use the following words in your everyday speak: sic, super & stoked?

(a) What are you talking about?  
(b) Occasionally in the right circumstances  
(c) I try to ‘super’ squeeze all three ‘sic’ words into every ‘stoked’ sentence  
   

3. Do you find Boardseeker Babe:

(a) Entertaining  
(b) Undermining of the female race  
(c) Indifferent  
   

4. Is your car/van newer than your windsurfing kit?

(a) Yes  
(b) No  
   

5. Do you think freestyle is cool?

(a) Yes, it’s the future dude!  
(b) No, it’s not what windsurfing is about  
   

6. You need to check the wind on arrival at your local beach. Do you:

(a) Speak to your fellow sailors and have a look who’s out on what size  
(b) Look at the conditions and decide what to rig from the comfort of your van  
(c) March down to the waters edge with anemometer raised above your head  
   

7. What are your feelings about wetsuit boots?

(a) Always wear them whatever the weather  
(b) Would not be seen dead in a pair  
(c) Only worn in the depths of winter  
   

8. Which Professional windsurfer do you most admire?

(a) Kauli Seadi  
(b) Robbie Naish  
(c) Peter Hart  
   

9. What do you think of windsurfing forums?

(a) On them every night  
(b) Like to look at them, but never respond  
(c) Got better things to do with my time  
   

10. What do you drive?

(a) A car with a roof rack  
(b) An ex-builders van that does the job to get me to the beach  
(c) A brand new, pimped up £20k van with 20inch alloys, lowered suspension and a pumping amp  
   

11. Do you use an uphaul?

(a) Always attached as you never know when that wind will drop  
(b) Never, I can either man handle my sail up or swim in  
(c) Sometimes if it’s marginal or I’m cruising on a big sail  
   

12. Do you wee in your wetsuit?

(a) Only when it is very cold  
(b) Never  
(c) Before every sail  
   

13. Do you windsurf in a hat?

(a) Yes, all the time. I take sun protection very seriously  
(b) No, never  
(c) Only on very sunny days  
   

14. What is your take on long boards?

(a) They are strictly for beginners and dinosaurs!  
(b) Pretty cool in the right conditions  
   

15. How do you deal with learning a move that scares you?

(a) Convince yourself that you don’t really need to learn it and get on with something else.  
(b) Weigh up all the pros and cons, calculate the risks and when the time is right, give it a go  
(c) Revel in the fear, trying attempt after attempt, until you either nail the move or hospitalise yourself  
   

Results and Comments

Please answer all 15 questions to reveal your overall result here!
 

0-13 - Gimp alert!! You are one of the least cool windsurfers we know.

14-19 - Captain Sensible. But you have the potential to sort your act out.

20-26 - You sound like one cool dude. Sic!!!

27 - Who are you – Kauli Seadi?!

 

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