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Boardseeker Babe

April: Lucy Robson

This month we change tack slightly and present the case for a slightly insane, but very determined blonde. You may recognize Lucy from elsewhere in this magazine, but just to prove that this ballsy lady has what it takes on and off the water, we let the trainee solicitor and aspiring Pro do the talking…

1. What is your full name and age?
Lucinda-May Robson, age 24

2. What are your vital statistics?
5’7”, 24” waist, 34 C chest and curvy!

BSB: 4/5

3. What is work? I am a trainee solicitor, but looking to be a pro windsurfer for a while, do some travelling, meet cool like-minded people and surf the best breaks in the world.

BSB: 3/5

4. What do you do in your spare time? Windsurf and party.

BSB: 5/5

5. Have you ever posed naked? When I was at Uni I was a life model for an art class and also posed and appeared in a photography exhibition at the Tate.

BSB:5/5 (nothing wrong with art)

6. What’s the wildest thing you have ever done? Well, this depends what you are referring to!? I am a bit of a wild child and have done it all. When I was 16 I went for a spin in a Ford Escort and took it over the side of a hill where I flipped the car several times and then blacked out! There was also the time I would go AWOL whilst “at school”, usually 3 day excursions of hedonism in Paris or somewhere!

BSB:5/5 (on the basis of all the stuff we had to take out that just could not be put in such a respectable magazine)

7. Have you had any celebrity boyfriends? I had a “thing” with Robbie Williams when I was 14 and dated Sean Maguire who used to be in Eastenders for a couple of months.

BSB:2/5 (Sean Maguire????)

8. What sort of guys do you go for? Tall, sexy surfers need only apply.

BSB: 3/5

 
 


9. What could a guy do to impress you? Be a brilliant windsurfer and have a good understanding of tactical maneuvers…

BSB:3/5 (umm…she’s lost us now)

10. What’s more important, money or member? I dunno, though money or member sounds very Austin Powers! I go for member. I’ll make my own money and orgasms can’t be bought!

BSB:3/5 (the girls in the office think you can for less than £15 from specific retailers)

11. What makes a windsurfer a good boyfriend? Because by being in tune with the ocean he is in tune with life and can make better sense and appreciation of it all.

BSB:2/5 (too cheesy for us)

12. Can you windsurf? Of course!

BSB:5/5

13. Are wetsuits sexy? Only if you are fit!

BSB:4/5

14. If you were a wave and a surfer was on you, would you spit them out or swallow them whole? I would be fast, exciting and unpredictable although that depends how well you tuned in and turned me on.

BSB:3/5

15. Finally a day at the beach or a day’s shopping? Do you even have to ask…?!

BSB:5/5

Photo Score:

BSB: 3/5

Total BSB score: 78%

Lucy would like to thank her sponsors for making all this possible.


     
 
 

Lucy is an Ultrasport team rider and is sponsored by:
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