May: Trisha Boxford

1. What is your full name and age?
Trisha Boxford, 28

2. What are your vital statistics?
32D chest, 27 inch waist, 30 inch hips

BSB: 5/5

3. What is work? I work with my husband on the Tropical Energy Project mainly in production and presenting. By trade I am a make-up artist and hair designer.

BSB: 3/5

4. What do you do in your spare time? I try to go to the beach and I like taking my girlfriends to the many secluded waterfalls on Maui for a little topless bathing!

BSB: 5/5

5. Have you ever posed naked? Yes. I had a boyfriend who was a photographer.

BSB:4/5

6. What’s the most recent wildest thing you have ever done? To be honest, I’d have to say the whole trip to Baja, Mexico to film the Tropical Energy Challenge. I had been married for 2 weeks and our ‘honeymoon’ was me and 22 other guys in the desert. I went from ‘all about me & my wedding’ to ‘all about them’ with their male habits and the constant stench of urine outside the tents.

BSB:3/5

7. Have you had any celebrity boyfriends? I can’t answer that question.

BSB:2/5

8. What sort of guys do you go for? For me, I am really lucky that my husband has a perfect body. But honestly I go for humour and I need someone who is confident. I will rip them to shreds if they’re not confident.

BSB: 3/5

Bikini beach photos courtesy of Robin Kitchin.

All others courtesy of www.tropicalenergy.com

9. What could a guy do to impress you? Etiquette. Fine dining and a high end night on the town.

BSB:4/5 (There goes the chances of most male windsurfers!)

10. What’s more important, money or member? Good in bed is the priority, always, so I’d have to say member. Money? Whatever…

BSB:5/5

11. What makes a windsurfer a good boyfriend? If he aspires beyond windsurfing.

BSB:2/5 (What does she mean?!!!)

12. Can you windsurf? Yes and I was very good! We were in Bora Bora in Tahiti. I got on, windsurfed out, gybed and came back. My husband was standing waist deep in water with his mouth open saying, ‘How did you manage that?!’ I said, “Well I’ve been watching windsurfing for 6 years, I should be able to figure it out!”

BSB:4/5

13. Are wetsuits sexy? Definitely not. A harness and a pair of baggy board shorts with the guy’s ass hanging out – now that’s sexy!

BSB:4/5 (Oh dear, that's all UK male windsurfers out then!)

14. If you were a wave and a surfer was on you, would you spit them out or swallow them whole? They would get a long, deep barrel and then would be spit out at the end. Because there is nothing better than a full ride.

BSB:5/5 (I'm sorry, that has to win it? No?)

15. Finally a day at the beach or a day’s shopping? Ohh…it’s a hard one. But I think I would rather have a hot, sunny day in Maui at the beach than a day shopping on Oxford Street in London.

BSB:5/5

Photo Score:

BSB: 5/5

Total BSB score: 80%

Damn fine answers on the whole...but are they good enough?