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The Surf Speak Dictionary: A-C

Ever wonder what it’s all about? No, not life, the universe and everything (The answer was 42, but that did not seem to answer it at all).

But IT; when you ask some sun bleached pro about the conditions and you get the following reply, “Yeah man, it was sick out there dude, I got fully punished after busting out a tweaked sick aerial on a super fat wave whilst the boys were mincing on the beach”........WHAT??!!??!??

So here at Boardseeker we realise that it is necessary to be able to understand what you might read in the paper or see on the screen. So who else could we get to put together a partially incomprehensive dictionary of SURF SPEAK than the infamous Dr Firth Batt, who this month spends 5 minutes defining A to C.

         
       
         
  Aerial: this is where you hit the breaking section of a wave with plenty of speed and get thrown in front.    
     
An Aerial (Pic by Julia Deutsch)
 
         
  Air: can be used with the superlatives ‘big’, ‘sick’, ‘monster’, ‘tweaked’ and if you’re a chick sailor, ‘nice’ and ‘lovely’ and is used to describe a jump or an aerial.      
         
  All-rounder: good at everything, but not excellent at one thing, unless your name is Bjorn Dunkerbeck or Antoine Albeau then you are excellent at everything. Sometimes a way for a sailor to get around his poor competition results by saying, “Problem is, I’m sort of an all rounder” which actually means, “I’m crap at everything”    
     
The ultimate all-rounder (Pic by Brendon Pyatt)
 
         
  All-time: describes a very pleasing windsurf session. “It was all-time”      
         
  Animal: no, not a pro sailor at the end of a heavy night, but a clothing company made famous from watchstraps.    
     
Animal
 
         
  Amazing: the freestyle whizkids adaptation of windsurfing. Oh and the definition of BoardseekerMag.      
         
 

Awesome: “That was most awesome dude!” is said to describe something that was above excellent.

     
         
       
         
 

Backside Riding: I thought this was a windsurfing magazine? Sorry, backside riding is riding a wave with your back facing the wave. Usually performed when the wind is cross on or bang onshore.

     
         
  Back Loop: as opposite to a front loop and one of the hardest moves to master properly. Its all about height, control, strength with a bit of arrrrghhh followed by a blimey.    
         
      The Backloop (Pic by Brendon Pyatt)  
         
 

Ballistic: incredible windy and wavey conditions usually found the day before a national championships. Or what a parent does when he has just found out his son lost his wave heat.

     
         
  Blasting: windsurfing in a straight line as fast as possible.      
         
  Boards: UK’s first windsurfing magazine that helped define the sport, a good read.      
         
  BoardseekerMag: the newest and best windsurfing mag, redefining the sport, a better read. (What do you mean I am biased?)      
         
  Bottom Turn: maybe this is not a windsurfing magazine? But I know a bottom turn as turning in front of the wave before riding back up it and smacking the lip. You will have to wait till the S-U section to find out what that means.    
         
      The bottom turn  
         
  Broken: windsurfing speak for deep down, miserable, gut wrenching, consuming depression. Can be applied to losing a competition, girlfriend/boyfriend, doughnut, mast extension or anything of any value. Also use the expression if you have been trying a move for donkey’s years and still cannot do it. If you are fully broken, then things couldn’t get much worse.    
         
      Broken  
         
  Busted/Busting: to throw a move. To practice using this word in a sentence repeat, “I busted out a sick aerial maaan”. Now you will be so cool.    
         
      Busting out a sick aerial! (Pic by Julia Deutsch)  
       
         
  Carnage: lots of people on the water getting in each others way especially at gybe marks. Or the last hour of a windsurfing party.    
         
      Is that Brian Talma?  
         
  Cheese Roll: usually the cheapest sandwich on offer at a service station. Or a variation of the forward loop often performed by old school sailors.    
         
      Jam Sleigh and his cheese roll (Pic by Julia Deutsch)  
         
  Chacho: a Latin American freestyle move that is only accomplished through video trickery.    
         
     

A wonder kid mid chacho (Pic by Julia Deutsch)

 
         
  Chicks: A fairly complementary term about the fairer sex especially if accompanied by the word ‘hot’.    
         
      Hot chicks  
         
  Chips and Drinks: a relatively new term thanks to the band, The Streets. When before you said, fancy a pint, now you simple say, “Chips and Drinks?”      
         
  Choppy: what we get most days sailing in the UK. Not flat, not wavey, just plain choppy making blasting and freestyle difficult.      
         
  Chopping: a forearm strengthening exercise.      
         
  Cool: windsurfing as opposed to kitesurfing.      
         
  Cooke: A derogatory name for someone, often used in the surfing world. For example, dragging your surfboard leash over the ground and then tripping over it, dropping in on people out in the waves or trying to paddle out at JAWS is all Cooke like behaviour. Can be spelt with a K.      
         
         
         
         
  That’s all he had time for this month, next month the Doctor will be giving a small amount of thought of D through to F.      

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