After Jem\’s succesful looping mission to Prasonis last week, he is now hunting down more helpless victims to push them through the looping barrier. If you need an extra incentive, someone to make you step into the unknown and pull the mystical trigger, then get yourself down to West Wittering for a 2 day clinic on the 29th of September. A price on looping, well it\’s something Mastercard cannot buy.
Bookings are through X train on 01243 513077, www.2xs.co.uk or contact firstname.lastname@example.org for more details. The windsurfing course costs £209 for 2 days, with a ratio of 6 trigger pullers to one big bald coach, and will be run only if its windy, with the call being made one week out and then a couple of days before.
Its time to rotate!